A Duck Walks Into a Hardware Store

He says to the man behind the counter, "Excuse me, do you have any gwapes?"
The man behind the counter says, "We don't have any grapes, this is a hardware store."
The duck says, "Not grapes, gwapes" and leaves in a huff.
The next day, the duck returns and approaches the counter. "Excuse me, do you have any gwapes?"
The man behind the counter scowls. "I told you, this is a hardware store. No grapes."
"Not grapes, gwapes" the duck says as he leaves angrily.
The duck returns the next day. "Do you have any gwapes yet?" he asks.
The man behind the counter is furious and yells at the duck, "We don't have any grapes! And if you come back tomorrow and ask, I'm going to staple your feet to the floor!"
"Not grapes, gwapes!" The duck shouts back.

The next day, in walks the duck again. "Excuse me, but do you have any staples?"
The man, surprised, says "Sorry, but we're all out"
The duck responds, "Great! Then do you have any gwapes?"