Three Latvians escape from the gulag, and move to hide in a barn from the Russians. Hearing the Russians approach, the fugutives hide in two boxes and a sack. The KGB officer and his men enter the barn, and kick the first box. The fugutive inside makes dog noises, so the officer moves on. He kicks the next box, and the man inside makes duck noises, fooling the officer again. The last fugutive has hidden in the sack. The officer kicks the sack, and the man inside, out of desperation, says "potatoes, potatoes." Immediately, the other two Latvians spring from their boxes, and rip the thrid to shreds, leaving nothing but blood and scraps of sack. The two men are returned to the gulag, along with the farmer whose barn the fugutives hid in, as he was "obviosly" harboring the Latvians.
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