What does the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
The vendor make...
Dog Jokes
Up-Dog
Something smells like updog.
Blowin' Chunks
A guy walks into a bar. Sits down and reaches ...
Why is the dog man's best friend?
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
I was trying to teach my dog to dance.
But he has two left feet.
A man's dog dies
A fine elderly Catholic gentleman lived alone i...
Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say "ahhhh"
I asked him why, he said his dog died
- Tommy C...
2 guys walking down the road...
they see a dog, licking its junk.
"I wish I cou...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonn...
A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand...
and says, "Make me one with everything."
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a bet with the bartender...
A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a be...
Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear.
Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of...
TIFU in the shower
Although I still think Up is a strange name for...
A lonely single man is walking
With his dog across a bridge, and he sees a bea...
Facebook..in real life...
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside ...
A man is watching the news...
And the news has a breaking alert, informing lo...
Bush Senior broke his neck
He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wre...
A guy takes his dog to the vet.
I guy sees that his dog isn't moving at all so ...
What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?
Ballroom blitz
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he won't b...
What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?
Go and retrieve her!
Two friends meet after a long night of drinking...
...and the two compare how much they drank. The...
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A person who stays up all night wondering if th...