Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

A young Korean couple are lying in bed...

When the guy starts farting nonstop.

The girl,...

WW2 pilot recalls a morning patrol in front of son's school class

A grade school teacher, who was doing a unit on...

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog.

*ba dum tsss

*...

What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get your truck back, you get your house bac...

I have a dog with no legs.

His name is Cigarette because I have to take hi...

Justice

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roa...

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He was told to get a long little doggy...

A man walks into a talent scout's office...

... with his dog on a leash. He says to the tal...

Taking the dog for a walk

During Barack Obamas visit to the Uk he and Dav...

I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him.

When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at...

A collection of OC jokes!

Well I hope they're funny, anyway. The past few...

A man goes into a new restaurant for dinner...

He orders his starter, and when he gets it, he ...

Blind Pilot

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a ...

This is how good my dog is, LOL.

I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars....

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

His friend suggested that he go to a computer ...

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really ...

The best late artist of the late 20th century yelvis.

I AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG. CRYING ALL THE ...

Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight

and my dad left me at nine?

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

I told my dog to heel...

So he went to the hospital and did all he could.

So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon

He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tell...