...and the two compare how much they drank. The first says, "I must have downed a dozen shots of Tequila, and when I woke up this morning, I was naked on the floor of a hardware store."
The second says, "I chugged a bottle of whiskey, went home, and blew chunks."
The first chuckles "you chugged a whole bottle and just threw up?"
The second replies, "no, Chunks is my dog!"
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