I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch.

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Went to a zoo...

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Where does a male bee keep his stinger at during the night? In his hunny!

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Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A. One says...

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Q. What is the...

Q. What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A. One says...

A Day At the Beach

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Some Groucho Marx...

Room service? Send up a larger room. Who are you going to believe; me, or...

Q: How do you...

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Why did the...

Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border.

A Day At the Beach

One day a man decides to go to the beach. Not just any beach, but a nudist...

Some Groucho Marx...

Room service? Send up a larger room. Who are you going to believe; me, or...

Q: How do you...

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an...

Why did the...

Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border.

What do you get...

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Some Groucho Marx...

Room service? Send up a larger room. Who are you going to believe; me, or...

Q: How do you...

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an...

Why did the...

Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border.

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly...

Q: How do you...

Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an...

Why did the...

Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border.

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly...

Why did the...

Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border.

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly...

You refer to your...

You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.Your car is made out of 17 others...

What do you get...

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly...

You refer to your...

You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.Your car is made out of 17 others...

Went to a zoo...

It was a ShitZoo

I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch.

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