I guy sees that his dog isn't moving at all so he takes it to the vet. The vet takes a quick look at it and says "Sorry sir, but your dog is dead." "Are you sure? Can you check more thoroughly?" The vet say he will and brings in a Labrador to sniff the dog's body. After that, he brings in a cat to do the same.
He turns to the man and says "Yes, your dog is dead beyond all doubt. That will be $2000."
"$2000! Why?"
"You didn't believe me so I had to do a lab test and a CAT scan."
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