Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

An old tired dog

An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's y...

My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal.......

my buddy asked me what he does when they score ...

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog

Some scientists decided to do the following exp...

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to s...

A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by

A man is walking along when he sees a funeral p...

What do you call a whiny dog?

A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!

Mom, triplets and a smoking gun.

A mother, pregnant with triplets, was shopping ...

Its impossible to watch a movie with my dog.

He's always pressing pause.

A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand

"What will it be for you, my friend?" - the ven...

I lost my dog and


I don't know if I'll ever find him. I don't ha...

Blonde joke

A blonde woman was tired of people always crack...

A dog limps into a bar.

Says, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw".

My wife told me that I am very controlling.

She'll stay locked in the closet with the dog ...

I went to the zoo the other day..

I went to the zoo the other day and all they ha...

An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

His search ended when he found a dog that coul...

A man walks into a zoo.

A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the ...

I cried when I cut up onions...

Onions was a good dog.

My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to rehome her.

My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so...

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his land

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a...

Dog Grooming - Basic Lesson

He had an inauspicious start as a dog groomer w...