With his dog across a bridge, and he sees a beautiful woman sitting on a bench on the other side of the road.
He crosses the road towards her. As he does so he sees she is crying.
As he moves closer, she starts to get up and stand on the railing as if to jump.
He runs over to her and says,
"Don't do it! You have too much to live for, your so beautiful"
"Shut up!" She says looking round, "I can't do this anymore, I'm going to jump!"
He looks her up and down and says, "well, if your going to jump, why don't I give it to you quickly before you jump and see if I can change your mind?"
"Piss off you dirty pervert!" She screams.
"Well darling, it's your choice, if you jump I'm just going to get you at the bottom anyway"
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