A guy walks into a bar. Sits down and reaches into his bag to pull out a picture.
He sets the picture on the bar face down and says, "Bartender, two of your strongest shots please!" . The bartender, thinking nothing of it lines up the 2 shots for him.
The man downs the 2 shots then picks up the picture and looks at it. He then puts the picture down and orders 2 more. The same thing happens. He downs the shots then picks the picture up, looks at it and then orders 2 more.
Finally the bartender asks the man, "hey bud, I gotta ask, whats with the picture?" The man says "Well, tonight I have to sleep with my wife but she is hideous. With every shot I take she looks a little better". The bartender says " I have the perfect shot for you then"
The bartender pours the shot, hands it to the man and the man slams it down. He picks the picture up and says " Ok, Im ready"
The next day the same man comes back in the bar and walks up to the bartender and ask "What was in that shot you gave me? I was blowing chunks all night?!" The bartender says "Oh, Im sorry it made you sick!" The man says "No, Chunks is my dog!"
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