And the news has a breaking alert, informing locals that the silver-back gorilla at the zoo has broken out. If they see the gorilla, they are to call the number listed on the screen if they see the gorilla. He walks into the kitchen to grab a beer and notices out his window, that the gorilla is sitting in his tree. He runs back to the tv, grabs his phone, and calls the number. "The gorilla is in my backyard!" He says.
"We will send someone right over." Responds the woman on he phone, then hangs up.
10 minutes later a beat up, rusty pick-up truck pulls into the man's driveway. It parks and out steps a grizzly looking old man, with snot in his beard and food stains on his jeans. Following him out of the pick-up truck is an even nastier looking dog, with a scar on his face and patches of hair missing. The old man hobbles up to the door and the man answers. "You the one that called about a gorilla?" Asks the old man.
"I am." Responds the man.
"Alright, well I am a gorilla removal expert and this here is Rex. Rex is a gorilla hunting dog. What is going to happen is I am going to climb up that tree and wrestle with that gorilla. I am then going to knock that gorilla out of the tree and Rex here is going to run up and grab it by the nuts. This will sedate the gorilla so that I can tie it up and take it back to the zoo." Says the old man. He then hands the man a gun.
"What is the gun for?" Asks the man.
"Well if the gorilla somehow knocks ME out of that tree, you are to shoot that dog."
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