Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Dog School

Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience ...

Ice Pup!

Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.

Abra Cadabra!

Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labrac...

Yikes!

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he...

OMMM

Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates?...

Funny Mutt

What breed of dog tells 
off-color jokes? A smutt.

Jay Leno on Pet Scams

A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video tha...

Rita Rudner on The Perks of Dog Ownership

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of li...

Dog Mom Is Always Right

“We’re eating 
dinner soon. 
Don’t fill up 
on ...

Harry Hill on Dog Enthusiasm

Why do dogs always race to the door when the do...

The Paradox of Grown-Ups

I spend three minutes every 
day choosing a TV ...

The Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...

Reid Faylor on Halloween

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...

Doggoned Dumb

A sign said, “Do not allow your dog to chase, 
...

Weird Things Librarians Hear

Librarians may be shy, but 
their patrons aren’...

And the Oscar Goes To…

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was...

Wiener Wiener

Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend pas...

funny hot dog

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was...

Furry Foolery

My dog, Shadow, is smart as a whip, but she she...

Old Trick, New Dog

In my youth, I delivered the Coeur d’Alene Pres...

Dracula’s Dog

Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as...

Skeleton Chase

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...

Skeleton Chase

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: B...

A Man’s Guide to Fine Dining

A man invited a woman over to his home for a se...

Dog Mom Is Always Right

“We’re eating 
dinner soon. 
Don’t fill up 
on ...