Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?
He was trying to get her pedicure.
Dog Jokes
A man wrestles a vicious dog to save a little girl...
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New Y...
A woman walked in to a pet shop...
... to buy some food for her dog, while in the ...
My friend taught his female dog to add.
That sumbitch.
A dog limps into a bar and says...
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
What is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering wheth...
Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog.
Islamic joke I saw somewhere
A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a...
There were two dogs in the park..
The first dog said to the other "what are trees...
Two hillbillies run into each other one afternoon...
the first one asks, "Hey bubba, do you want ano...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway. ...
A joke my grandpa always used to tell
Two guys are driving together. Their about to t...
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself?
You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH
Canadian Beer
A guy walks into a liquor store and says to the...
3 guys stole some shoes
Late one night, these 3 guys walked pasted a sh...
What do you call a dog that does magic?
A labracadabrador
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand...
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and say...
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear,
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet ...
A three legged dog walks into a bar....
And says, "I'm looking for the man that shot my...
A kid's dog is going to die in three weeks...
"Don't be sad, son," says the kid's dad. "Benjy...
I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks.
It's a real drag.
Tiger turned into Bulldog
Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a t...
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He kept himself up at night wondering if there ...
Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is...