the first one asks, "Hey bubba, do you want another bottle of that moonshine I hooked you up with last week?" Bubba says,"Hell no! That stuff had me blowing chunks all night long!!"
Puzzled, the 1st hillbilly says, "That's a tried and true family recipe. I've heard of lots of people getting plenty drunk from it, ain't never heard of nobody gettin' sick from it."
Bubba says,"I ain't said nothin about gettin sick, Chunks is my dog!"
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