"Don't be sad, son," says the kid's dad. "Benjy wouldn't want you to be sad. He would want you to remember all the good times you had together."
"Really?" asks the kid.
"Tell you what son," says the dad, "on the last week, we can throw a party. For Benjy and you."
"Can I invite all my friends?" asks the kid.
"Of course!" replies the dad.
"And can we have cake and ice cream?"
"Definitely!" replies the dad.
The kid stops, and thinks for a moment. Then, tentatively, he asks, "Dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Can we kill Benjy today?"
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