A man walking in New York’s Central Park sees a Rottweiler attacking a little girl. He subdues the dog and saves her life.
A passing Fox News reporter says: “You’re a hero. Tonight’s TV news bulletin will say: ‘Brave New Yorker Saves Child.”
The man replies: “I’m a tourist from Saudi Arabia.”
That night the news on Fox TV says: “Islamic extremist kills New York dog.”
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