Late one night, these 3 guys walked pasted a shoe store. They broke in a stole some shoes. A nearby security guard spots them and they run off and turned into an alley. One guy hides himself behind a dumpster, the other behind some boxes and the last guy behind some potato sacks.
Guard: "Where are they at I know they came into this alley". He started kicking things around.
He kicks the dumpster, 1st guy says, "MEOW".
Guard: "Oh it's just a cat!". Then he walks over to the boxes and kicks the boxes.
2nd guy said, "WOOF WOOF".
Guard: "oh it's just a dog"... then goes to the potato sacks and kicks them....
3rd guy: "POTATOES"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.