Two guys are driving together. Their about to turn down the street. So the drive asks his buddy
"What's coming?"
His buddy replies, "just a dog"
So they pull out and BAM they get hit.
The driver tells his friend, "You said it was just a dog!"
"Yea a greyhound!"
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