What do you call a below average sized dog?
A sub woofer
Yeah, I know I'm barking up the ...
Dog Jokes
A Londoner is walking his dog...
...When he passes a policeman. As he walks past...
A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell?
A: Terrible!
A Man Was Lost In The Desert
A man was lost in the desert for days and days ...
Dog names
If you're thinking of a name for your dog. you ...
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog
I can make my dog come
Three people are running from the cops.
Three people are running from the cops. The fir...
A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour.
"Muzzle him" the vet advised.
The man paused, ...
My dog used to chase after people on a bike
so I took the bike away from him.
Talking dog
This shabby looking guy walks into a bar with h...
What kind of dog does Sauron have?
A La-Barad-dûr
My dog used to chase after people on bike
So I took the bike away from him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO KILL YOUR DOG!!!!!!!
Context: Neighbor's d...
So I post a link showing Russian agents trying to sell nuclear material to ISIS
Gets no up votes, dog and cat videos on front p...
Nicolas Cage's agent
After a difficult day on the set Nicolas Cage r...
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones
What's got two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
Two older gentlemen are sitting in the patio drinking coffee. one of the gentlemen is accompanied by his dog.
The dog starts licking himself and the dogless ...
I went to the Zoo today.
I was a bit disappointed, however, as when I ar...
There was a dog name "Outside".
On one rainy day, he was on the house yard and ...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't call him anything, we both know that ...
A blind man walks into a store
A blind man walks into a store with his guide d...