Getting a knock at the door at 5 AM.
I wake up to a knock at my door at 5 AM. I'm th...
Dog Jokes
In park people come across man playing chess with dog
They are of surprise and say "What clever dog!"...
;; A Polish joke
(walks-into horse bar)
(ask-why (barten...
Joke of century
There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved,...
What's your dog's name?
Icebreaker.
My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away.
That's a bit far-fetched.
There was a runner...
He was the fastest man in the world, and promis...
The famous artist Whistler had a French poodle of which he was extravagantly fond.
The poodle was seized with an infection of the ...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and cat.
Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The dog ...
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We have just received word from a credible so...
Horrible animal jokes inside.
How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick...
Everything but vodka
A guy walks into a liquor store and asks the cl...
Boyfriend meets girlfriend's parents for the first time and does a fart at the dinner table...
...thankfully the girlfriend's dad didn't hear ...
Turns out the Joker has a criminally-insane dog.
He's locked up in Barkham Asylum.
Dog
Dog
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead
are walking down an alley at night and they wit...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't, you go get it
The life of a dog living on the street is...
...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!
Something is seriously wrong with my dog !
You see everywhere on the Internet it say dogs ...
Animals can sense disasters before they happen.
That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I m...
I spilled spot remover on my dog
Now he's gone.
A cow was beat to death while keeping torn to shreds by a dog, soon to be rewarded by an old man, who shortly tripped, crashed down a hill and died.
This certainly was knick-knack paddy-whack give...