I wake up to a knock at my door at 5 AM. I'm thinking what in the world! Who is knocking at my door at 5 AM? I get up out of bed and check who is knocking. I look outside and it's a cop. So I think, why in the world is there a cop knocking on my door at 5 AM! I haven't done anything wrong that I know of. So I open the door and say " Good morning officer. How may I help you." The officer says " We have been receiving complaints recently." I'm thinking " What in the world? I haven't done anything!" So I say " What's seems to be the problem officer?" He then responds with " We have been getting calls about your dog chasing people on bikes." I sit there for a second and think. I then reply " I'm sorry officer, but my dog doesn't even know how to ride a bike."
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