My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away.

I never really...

They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out...

Why was the...

Because polygon. *Courtesy of my train conductor this morning.

What did batman...

Get in the car

If Microsoft was...

1. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC would get...

Ways to Torture...

Ways to Torture Your Roommate at Christmas Claim you were a Christmas...

What Starts With...

What starts with F, ends with K, and rhymes with luck? Answer: Firetruck...

What is the...

Beer nuts are $1.50, but deer nuts are under a buck.

Mark and his...

go to a costume party. When they show up Michelle is clinging to Mark's back....

How can you tell...

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich? When it's too...

Llega un recluta...

Llega un recluta a la oficina del comandante y �ste le pregunta: "T�,...