A blonde, brunette, and a redhead

are walking down an alley at night and they witness a murder. The murderer sees them and starts to chase after them. The 3 women find an old warehouse and inside they find 3 potato sacks on the floor. They each get into a different sack to hide. The murderer comes in, sees the sacks on the floor, and kicks the one with the brunette in it. He hears "woof woof!" and thinks "oh there's just a dog in there" He goes over to the one with the redhead in it and kicks it. He hears "meow meow" and thinks "oh just some cats in this one" Then he kicks the one with the blond in it and hears "potato! potato!"

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