Top 10 Funniest Kids Jokes
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Dog Jokes
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What bone will a dog never eat
a trombone
A man walks into a bar with his dog . . .
. . . and the bartender says "You can't bring a...
I poured spot remover on my dog
Now he's gone
A man decides to go to the zoo
There was only a dog there.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a cold hotdog?
A cold-dog
I went to the zoo . . .
I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, the...
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic?
He lay awake at night, wondering if there is a ...
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
I went to a zoo that only had a dog...
It was a shih tzu.
What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your t...
What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Went to take my dog with no legs for a walk in the park...
now its a dragon.
What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?
Vegetarians.
Source: I'm Chinese.
How do you stop a dog from barking in July?
Shoot him in June.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody.
What did the father of a dog family tell his son after he made a racist joke
In this family we don't see colors, son.
Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself.
First guy says, "Boy I sure wish I could do tha...
I Went To The Zoo Yesterday
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Sh...
Un-trustworthy condom flavors
* Swiss Cheese
* Ghost Pepper Volcano
* Dog Bis...
People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU.
What I’m doing is natural and strengthens the b...
I got a dog for my wife.
It was a good trade.
I used to cry when my dad chopped onions.
I miss Onions, he was a good dog.