Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, "I'll have a vodka, the man will have a water, and the cat will have a scotch."
The bewildered bartender looks at the dog and says, "This is AMAZING! You're a talking dog..."
The man looks at the bartender and says, "Don't be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist."
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