A guy walks into a liquor store and asks the clerk for a bottle of everything but vodka, the clerk then says "well sure but i have to ask, why would you want everything but vodka?" the man says "well you see, i drank an entire bottle of vodka last night and i blue chunks." the clerk replies saying "well sir if you drink an entire bottle of any liquor you're bound to blow chunks." The man says " no no, you don't get it. see, chunks....is my dog."
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