A hungover man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of anything other than Coors Light...
Bartender: "What's wrong with Coors Light? It...
Dog Jokes
A man complaining of pain in his arm
A man is talking to his friend, and he mentions...
How do you call a dog with no legs ?
You can call him however you want, he wont come.
The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike.
I said, "that's not true, my dog can't ride a b...
What did the dog say to the pig?
"You are such a bore."
A blind man walks into a shop...
...he picks his guide dog up by the tail and st...
A dog walks into a bar.
A dog walks into a bar. He says to the bartende...
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
Put it in dry ice for a day, stick it on a band...
I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark.
A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pl...
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would to if your name was auhmonahahha
What do u call a mouse that walks with 2 legs? Mickey mouse
John: What do u call a dog that walks with two ...
A man saw an unusual funeral procession
At the head of the procession was a man leading...
A guy goes skydiving...
and there's a blind guy on the plane going up w...
THE CAT AND THE LAB
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veter...
Why did the comedian go to the dog pound?
To work on his put-downs.
Overly intoxicated man in a bar one night is making a fool of himself
The next day he returns to the bar sits down an...
Rusty the dog
Rusty had a great bushy tail and lived his life...
How do you call a dog with no legs?
However you want, he won't come to you.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's still not going to come.
Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Where you left it.
A lawyer's dog
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelin...
I cried when my dad chopped up onions
onions was a good dog :c
I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog.
The librarian said that they may or may not hav...
I like TV, I was watching Blue Peter today
He's my neighbour with a heart condition who wa...
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if...