"Who's in the coffin?" Paddy asks his mate.
"I hear it's the wife of the fella with the dog." His mate replies.
"Oh yeah? What happened to her?"
"I hear, the dog hates women and mauled her to death." His mate replies.
"Oh yeah?" Paddy runs across the road and grabs the man with the dog.
"Hey fella. How much to rent your dog?"
The man says, "One hundred pounds. But," he jerks a thumb over his shoulder at the procession of men, "you'll have to join the queue."
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