Cat and Mouse
A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to g...
Dog Jokes
Redneck quickies 26
You might be a rednack if...
You've ever wor...
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine...
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was ...
Alien's Log Book
Sure, it seems easy beine a space alien. You'v...
Blind policeman
The police department, famous for its superior...
Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?...
Q. What's a dog that swallowed a watch?
A. ...
'twas the night before impeachment
[surprisingly bi-partisan]'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFO...
Phunny Puns
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, bu...
Leasons from a Dog
If a dog were your teacher, you would learn va...
1-Legged Dog
Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It d...
Silly cow jokes
what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground...
Rabid Dog
Shamus had been bitten by a rabid dog, and had...
Things that Make you Say Hmmm...
-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-It's a d...
Steven Wright on dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my ...
Dog Plants
The teacher was telling the class about plants...
Yo mamas so ugly
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak aroun...
Golfing dog
A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and...
Mechanics' humor
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...
Steven Wrigth Quotes 3
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downt...
Redneck quickies 35
You might be a redneck if...You don't know wha...
Your best ashtray is a
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your ...
Will's Dog
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...
Football dictionary
In a never-ending effort to attract the unchur...
YOU SO UGLY.....
YOU SO UGLY.... UR MOMMA HAD TO TIE A PORK CHO...