Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Dog vs. Fox


What is the difference between a dog and a fox...

Get out of the Truck


Two blondes were walking home one day, and sud...

Q. How can you tell your wife is really...


Q. How can you tell your wife is really gros...

Do not let young Children read this


1. Clifford the big red dog is put to sleep

Following directions for the mentally handicapped


An institution for the mentally ill arranged f...

Keep fit... die healthy.


What does a short sighted gynecologist and a d...

Heads and Tails


How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?...

Dead Rabbit


This guy comes home from work one day to find ...

Redneck quickies 24


You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchh...

Mikes Dog


What type of dog does Micheal Jackson have?


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There was just a dog fight


A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...

BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART


SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
F...

Brains for Sale


A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He ask...

The funeral!


One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when ...

Favourite pizza


What is a dog's favorite pizza? - PUParonni!!
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Telemarketer Revenge


1. If they want to loan you money, tell them y...

Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results


People are always on the lookout for a new die...

The dog and neutron


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...

Test Papers


These are from test papers and essays submitte...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his...


Did you hear about the guy that entered his do...

Thrifty Lawyer


A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a ro...

The little puppy


One day there was a little puppy dog laying be...

Blind pilot


One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a...

Gems of Wisdom


The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...

Dog in Heat


Little Johnny wanted to walk his dog. So he go...