A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf.
The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.
Amazed, the friend says, �Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?�
�Somersaults,� the man says.
�Somersaults?� the friend asks. �That�s incredible. How many does he do?�
�It all depends on how hard I kick him.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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