Shamus had been bitten by a rabid dog, and had medical help arrived quickly afterwards."Get me a sheet of paper and a pen" Shamus said "You'll be o.k., there's no need to write out a will" the medic said."I'm don't want to write a will" Shamus replied "I want to write a list of people I want to bite."
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