Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.You think cur is a breed of dog.People hear your car long before they see it.
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You might be a redneck if...You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you...
Damn Yankee
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Redneck childhood
When I was young and I had no sense
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arkansas
arkansas....3 million people: 15 last names.
You might be a...
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Damn Yankee
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bridge when he...
Redneck childhood
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stuck my peter in a letric fence...
arkansas
arkansas....3 million people: 15 last names.
You might be a...
You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Yo momma so fat
Yo momma so fat she put on a yellow bathing suit and everyone thought the...
Redneck childhood
When I was young and I had no sense
stuck my peter in a letric fence...
arkansas
arkansas....3 million people: 15 last names.
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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Yo momma so fat
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The De-Ranged Cowboy
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arkansas
arkansas....3 million people: 15 last names.
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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
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The De-Ranged Cowboy
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You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
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The De-Ranged Cowboy
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Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live...
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The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his...
You grow Vidalia...
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Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live...
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The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his...
You grow Vidalia...
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Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live...
Red Man sends you a
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.The Salvation Army declines your...
You grow Vidalia...
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.Your...
Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live...
Red Man sends you a
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.The Salvation Army declines your...
Dearest Redneck Son
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live...
Red Man sends you a
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Redneck quickies 36
You might be a redneck if...You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you...
Red Man sends you a
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.The Salvation Army declines your...
Redneck quickies 36
You might be a redneck if...You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you...
Damn Yankee
A farmer in his pickup truck in Alabama was driving across a
bridge when he...
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