what do you call a cow with no legs?
a ground beef
what do you get when you cross a cow with a dog?
a hound beef
what goes "ooo,ooo,ooo"?
a cow with no lips
why do cows where bells?
because thier horns doesnt work
what newspaper do cows read?
the daily moos
what do you call a cow spying on another cow?
a steak out
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