Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Duck Hunting


Two morons go duck hunting. After several hour...

Top 25 Classic Country Songs


25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm ...

The 2000 Darwin


The 2000 Darwin awards!(16 August 1999, German...

"Little boy, I don't care


"Little boy, I don't care if your dog can talk...

You might be a redneck if... chain


Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

Olympics


Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympi...

Why I don't answer my email


10. The dog chewed through my monitor cable an...

What does Geronimo say when


What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a ...

He is a very smart dog


Went to the cinema the other day and in the fr...

More Hollywood Sequels


*"Being John McEnroe" People line up to see wh...

Dogs better than Men


How Dogs Are Better Than Men


1. Dogs don't h...

New Dog Breeds


The following breeds are now recognized by the...

bow wow


What did the smelly dog say to the fat cat? i ...

k9 Film Critic


A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. ...

A Cat And A Dog


Once there was a cat and a dog who were marrie...

Zen and the art of Hot dogs


The zen master went up to the hot dog vendor a...

Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar


December 1Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving tu...

Bar... talking dog


A dog walks into a bar. He hops up on a bar st...

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

Suit Shop


Two shrewed business partners bought a special...

Tuns of Puns! Part IV


What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...

A local business


A local business was looking for office help. ...

Beware of the Dog


Upon entering a little country store, a strang...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads actually appeared in newspap...

First Grade Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...