The zen master went up to the hot dog vendor and said, 'Make me One with Everything.'The hot dog vendor put one on a bun with the catsup, mustard, pickalilly, onions, and pickle and handed it to the zen master. The zen master gave the hot dog vendor a $20 and the hot dog vendor put the $20 in his cash drawer.The zen master said 'Where is my change?'And the hot dog vendor said 'Change comes from within.'
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