*"Being John McEnroe" People line up to see what's it's like to be an immature tennis star who gets dumped by Tatum O'Neal. Followed by yet another sequel: "Being John Mellencamp." *"Tricentennial Man" Robin Williams plays a robot who cries so much he rusts himself stiff. *"Double Jeopardy 2" Ashley Judd is framed for the murder of Alex Trebek. Co-stars Tommy Lee Jones as Pat Sajak. *"The Milk-Bone Collector" Denzel Washington plays a quadriplegic mailman trying to catch a psychotic dog who is terrorizing U.S. postal workers. *"Bringing Out the Dead II"A documentary on Al Gore and Bill Bradley's campaign speeches. *"The D.A.R.E. Witch Project" Three drug-abuse counselors vanish in the Maryland woods while trying to do an intervention with a heroin- addicted witch. It cost a mere $12.75 to make because it was filmed entirely by squirrels on amphetamines. *"Saving Private Ryan Again" Hapless Ryan returns home from the war but continues to find himself in one jam after another. In the graphic opening sequence, he locks himself out of his car and has to be rescued by a AAA driver played by Tom Hanks. *"End of Days II"Pat Buchanan is elected president. *"The Sixth Sense II"Starring Marlon Brando. "I see fat people."
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