My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the ...
Dog Jokes
Calling dogs and cats
What's the best name for a cat?It doesn't matt...
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISM
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISM You have two cows; They...
Equal Opportunity
A local business was looking for office help. ...
A peek at Martha Stewart's 1997 Calendar
Jan 1: Catch up on gardening--sew leaves back...
Copy
TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"...
The number of times you've
The number of times you've seen either Elvis o...
Who's backward?
What happens when you play Country music recor...
Things you wouldn't hear a southerner say
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has a...
Ventriloquist Cowboy
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and sa...
Democrat Pups
One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade c...
Dogg
A blonde dies her hair brown.
She is drivin...
Dog's New Years Resolution
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after...
Equal Opportunity Employer
One day, a sign appeared in an office window. ...
The Pet Bird
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to he...
P-mail
My wife and I were watching a show on The Lear...
Too much coffee
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN ...
There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does...
Dog vs. Fox
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a ...
3 Criminals
These 3 guys robbed a bank and were making a r...
Dogs and Husbands
What's the difference between a new husband an...
A Few Philosophical Statements...
Always take the time to smell the roses... and...
Walking the Dog
A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take ...
Porkchop
yo momma so ugly that u have to tie a porkchop...
Funny signs
Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, ...