Two shrewed business partners bought a special lot of suits. In
the lot was a purple one, which they couldn't sell. One of the
partners became so angry about the purple suit, he went home, "I
won't be back until you sell it," he said furiously, slamming
the door behind him. His partner called him at home in a couple
hours and said, "Come back. I sold it." Returning to the store
and finding his partner scratched, cut, and bleeding, he
inquired, "What's the matter? Did you have to fight the customer
to sell it?" "No, but I had quite a time with his seeing eye
dog."
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