10. The dog chewed through my monitor cable and now I can't read my e-mail.9. I type with the two-finger "hunt 'n peck" system and spend all my time "hunting".8. I have a rare disease, "Terminal Procrastination".7. You mean my PC can really reply to your Mac?6. I'm so far behind, I don't open my e-mail anymore.5. I spilled hot tomato soup in my keyboard and only the delete key works now.4. I work for the U.S. Post Office and we find e-mail too threatening.3. I'm waiting until my "Inbox" has 1,000,000 e-mails.2. I play computer games 24 hours a day and don't have time to reply to e-mail.1. I try, but it says to press any key. My keyboard doesn't have an "any" key!!!
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