A local business

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window
saying:


"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and
must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."


A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went
inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to
the sign, looked at it and whined.


Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office
manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the
dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up
on the chair and stared at the manager.


The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to
type."


The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out
a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave
it to him, then jumped back on the chair.


The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be
good with a computer."


The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample
spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.


By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and
said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting
abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."


The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the part
about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.


The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be
bilingual."


The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."