Dog Jokes

Dog Jokes

Drink fault-finding guide


A solution to all of your drinking troublesSym...

BIRTH OF A HAMSTER


I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Her...

You've ever been involved in


You've ever been involved in a custody fight o...

Top Ten Things to Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like


10. Hey! There's a gift!


9. Well, well, wel...

Fishy Story


Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites...

Talking dog


This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Tal...

Husband and Dog


What's the difference between a new husband an...

Housewife


One day a man came home from work to find tota...

You've ever held somebody up


You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun....

Drinkers' Troubleshooting Guide


Symptom : Drinking fails to give satisfaction ...

A Puppy whp don't know her momma's face


Yo Mama's so fat, her dog can only see her fac...

Old west


A 3 legged dog walks into a bar in the old wes...

Mans best friend


where do you find a no legged dog?


a.right w...

Who Needs A Husband?


Who needs a man!...


My dog growls at me ever...

The Top 16 Signs You've Had Too Much to Drink


16> The pants you just wet are not your own...

Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say


34 Things You'll Absolutely Never Hear a South...

Did you here about the


Did you here about the dyslexic, agnostic, ins...

First grade proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

This is one smart dog


A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the...

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME


--A centerpiece for the table should never be ...

Married Ten Years


A husband visited a marriage counsellor and sa...

Cowboy Wisdom


1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.


2...

101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email)


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the...

Going To Bed


Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'...

Can My Dog Stay at Your Hotel?


A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Mid...