Equal Opportunity Employer

One day, a sign appeared in an office window. It read: "Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer." A dog ambling down the street, saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job.


The office manager said, "I can't hire a dog for this job."


The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer."


So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it."


The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.


The manager said, "Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it."


Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.


The manager still wasn't convinced. "I can't hire a dog for this position. You've got to be bilingual."


The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."