One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade class that a
Democrat senator was coming in three weeks.
"Is there anything you all want to tell him?"
One little girl raised her hand.
"Well, my dog just had puppies and they are ALL Democrates."
So finally he came and the teacher said "Susie, what did you
want to tell the senator?"
"Well, my dog had puppies three weeks ago."
"And what are they?"
"They're ALL Republican!"
"Susie, you told me they were all Democrates."
"Yes, well, that was three weeks ago. They have their eyes open
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