Ventriloquist Cowboy

A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:


Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"


Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"


Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"


Dog: "Doin alright"


Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)


Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"


Dog: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Rancher: (Look of disbelief)


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"


Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"


Horse: "Cool."


Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)


Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)


Horse: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."


Rancher: (total look of amazement)


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"


Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"