A brunette, a farmer and a sheep...
On her day off work, a young brunette decided t...
Dog Jokes
How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?
It takes two to make a dingo write.
Watch what you eat
The old lady put 6 cans of dog food on the supe...
The blond one
There was a typical blonde. She had long, blond...
Be wary of your bicycle . . .
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...
I went to the zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a small dog.
It was a shih-tzu.
Old-School off-beat joke
A man walks into a talent agency with a dog, he...
Mexican, American, Polish and a Russian dog...
Four dogs -- Mexican, American, Polish, Russian...
A monk walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
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So he pays for his meal and asks for his c...
Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?
Cause he had to take him out for a drag every n...
Bar joke - What's the difference between the dog and the fox?
About four beers
Hope it's not a repost, heard this on the radio today...
Cheech and Chong are partying down in Tijuana, ...
A man walks into a bar..
And sees a huge glass jar full of fifty's.
"Wha...
Doggy political, doggy religion and plays on words
Q. If a dog were elected president of the Unit...
A blind man walks into a store
all of a sudden he grabs his guide dog (seeing ...
Things you don't want to hear while undergoing an operation
* Did he say the right or left leg?
* I'd feel...
I went to a Zoo last week....
It had no animals there apart from one little d...
What do you get...
... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, an...
what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog?
oops, forgot the ky
WW2
A teacher asks a WW2 pilot to speak to her elem...
A woman pregnant with triplets...
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking past ...
My brother's joke
I went to the zoo the other day and there was o...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Why call him? He ain't coming!
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if the...