Larry comes home to find a gorilla on his roof.
After calling several animal control numbers in...
Dog Jokes
What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
How long does a dog's bark last?
**Ruff**ly a second.
A man walks into his regular bar..
He takes an open seat next to the bartender. He...
A woman settles down on the veranda of a restraunt to eat some lunch and enjoy the sunshine with...
Her dog. She scoops the little old dog out of h...
Only funny if you own a dog:
I think my dog must have a very cold nose. Ever...
A man visits a doctor...
He complains about chest pains. The doctor nods...
I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive,
I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now ...
What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?
A DOH-berman!
What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most?
A Golden Retriever
A man, walking with a brick tied to a dog leash...
A policeman is walking down the road when he se...
A fireman is at the station house working outside..
A fireman is at the station house working outsi...
A woman looks to move to a new neighborhood in a diffrent city
As the woman drives around the neighborhood she...
What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?
It's non barking!
Hopefully some software peop...
Catholic, Protestant and Jew debate
The Catholic argues that life begins at concept...
An unfortunate blind date.
that's the last blind date I go on. She turned ...
Dog names
What do you name a male dog with no hind legs?
...
What do you call a cold homie?
A chilly dog.
A man took his dog to the vet thinking he was dead
The veterinarian placed the dog on a table and ...
My pal Mike was going out of town and asked if I could take care of his three dogs, Butternut, Maple, and Willow. Right then and there, I knew it was gonna be...
[...a tree dog night!](http://instantrimshot.com)
A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram
A dog goes into the post office to send a teleg...
A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand...
...and says "make me one with everything."
Broccoli joke
So a woman walks into a grocery store and asks ...
Ukrainian dog in Russia.
The dog runs from Ukraine to Russia across the ...
The shaggy dog.
A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. M...