What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Dog Jokes
did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
he was up all night, wondering if there was a dog.
The thief was cracking the safe...
in a warehouse. Suddenly, a parrot in the raft...
What did the incisor say to the canine after it cracked a joke about a molar catching The Big C (Cavity)?
"YO, you better *cut* that out *dog*; these are...
A gassy man goes to meet his girlfriend's parents...
When he gets to the house, everyone sits down i...
A little girl wants to take her dog for a walk...
So she goes up to her mother and asks, "Mom, ma...
Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea?
He had to get a C-PUP machine.
Thought up this joke the other day
What's the difference between a deaf dog and a ...
So a man goes to the grocery store and waits in line
So a man goes to the grocery store and waits in...
If I ever become an evil overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with ...
A man walks into a bar...
... and he has the biggest smile in the world. ...
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vender and says..
"Make me one with everything"
The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date.
I don't know when she ran a fowl.
I be havin' a tale about me parrot!
Back when I were just a young sea-dog, I found ...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
A blind man walks into a store with his guide dog
Takes the dog by the tail and starts to spin it...
A man finds a gorilla in his tree.
One morning a man wakes up and looks out his se...
Just saw a last name of Takeshita. My friend and I decided I should marry him so that we can make the following puns:
-I would need to have two daughters: Anita and ...
Topical Jokes for 6/1
A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying t...
Is that dog poo?
A guy is walking down the street and sees a bro...
What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your girl back, you get your truck back...
"That's as clean as cold water gets 'em!"
A young man is harassed by his parents on the t...
So my dog is named Lucky...
and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we ...
A dog walks into a bar..
"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"
What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?
They'll both make you one with everything.