A man walks into a bar..

And sees a huge glass jar full of fifty's.
"What's that?" He asks the bartender.
"Well.. thats our Badd-ass jar"..
You have to put in a fifty, and complete three tasks..
First you've got to chug this huge bottle of wiskey. .
Second, you've got to pull this bad tooth out of the mouth of the biggest pittbull you've ever seen thats lying in the back..
Third and last .. you've got to go upstairs and rock my 95 years old mother in laws world.. if you get my drift..
Then.. the entire jar is yours."

The guy thinks about it for a minute and then decides to try his luck. ...

First he downs the huge bottle of wiskey in one go. .

Then he stumbles drunk to the back ..
A terrible sound of barking and howling is heard coming from this ferrocious dog..

After ten minutes, the guy crawles back into the bar and exclaims:

"Where is that old hag with the rotten tooth?"