* Did he say the right or left leg?
* I'd feel a lot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at school.
* Buddy! Buddy! Come back with that! Bad dog!
* Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.
* Oh no! I just lost my watch.
* Argh! There go the lights again...
* That's so cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
* What do you mean you want a divorce?
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