Things you don't want to hear while undergoing an operation

* Did he say the right or left leg?

* I'd feel a lot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like back at school.

* Buddy! Buddy! Come back with that! Bad dog!

* Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.

* Oh no! I just lost my watch.

* Argh! There go the lights again...

* That's so cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

* What do you mean you want a divorce?

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